Everything Hurts
Personal growth is basically just paying to be uncomfortable until you eventually realize that ‘thriving’ is just ‘coping’ in a nicer outfit. Welcome to the messy, hilarious, and occasionally soul-crushing path of growing up.
The Joy of Failing
Growth is messy. It's tripping over your own feet while trying to walk with purpose. It's the accidental reply-all to that one dramatic email. Here at Everything Hurts, we don't just embrace the struggle—we throw a party for it. We believe that personal growth shouldn't be a cold, sterile ascent into perfection. Instead, it’s a series of clumsy tumbles, face-plants, and 'did I really just say that?' moments. We celebrate the beauty of the mess because that’s where the real insight hides—usually under a mountain of relatable regret and caffeine.
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The exact amount of 'personal growth' that currently consists of staring at the ceiling and sighing deeply/relatably.
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Unopened self-help emails promising a 'new me' while the 'old me' is busy eating cereal at midnight.
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Chance of experiencing a minor existential crisis while attempting to 'embrace the messy middle' of this journey.